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mooshkamoogle:

technicallyoneofakind:

mooshkamoogle:

technicallyoneofakind:

mooshkamoogle:

Got this book today, and it’s almost perfect for a fake Wizard’s Companion. The gem in the center is the wrong color unfortunately. In the preview pictures, it was the perfect color, so I’m a little sad about that. I’m sure I can figure out a fix though!

Paint. This calls for paint. Or paint pens.

But I’d keep it that color! It’s cool and you could make up your own lore about why it is the way it is!

I might just keep it this way.

The pages are all empty, so I get to fill them with my own stuff. I do have some wizardy-things I can put in it, not sure if it’s enough to fill the whole book though.

Ooh. Look up the WC online and transcribe some of the spells and stories you like… as filler.

That could work! It’d be a bit fun too!

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priestessofarkay:

llyriuml:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

writterings:

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

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baekphia:

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khymeera:

dingoat:

Still hurts, but enough time’s passed for me to get out this bit of catharsis. I miss my kitty.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

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Was looking in my mentions on twitter to see if someone had responded to a tweet I sent, and found an old mention I never saw from months ago. They were going OFF about my tweet about being upset that instacart people call instead of text me like I’ve asked.

I was very surprised to see this and a little annoyed. I guess I didn’t phrase it well, and it got misinterpreted. I also left out key information. The info I left out is that I’m half deaf and I often don’t hear my phone. If I have my phone on me (which I usually do) I can feel the buzz of my text and know someone is trying to contact me. (why wasn’t my ringer on vibrate as well as my text notifications? I’m not sure, past me wasn’t thinking it through.)

Because I am half deaf, I also can’t tell where sounds come from, so it takes me a long time to find my phone when it’s ringing and not by my side. I also have extreme phone anxiety and there are a maximum of 4 people I am willing to talk to over the phone, and I almost never answer phone calls from numbers I don’t recognize.

Here are things I could’ve done but didn’t: 

1. Left my phone on vibrate for phone calls too while carrying it with me wherever I go while waiting so I’ll feel it if I don’t hear it. (I do this now, but didn’t previously. Well, I TRY to always have it on me.)
2. Take a deep breath and remember that the number is most likely not a scam or a person trying to hurt me. It’s probably just the instacart person.
3. Don’t answer because of anxiety BUT go downstairs the second I get the phone call, just in case it’s really the instacart person.

I understand their frustration and am not mad at them at all whatsoever. I probably seemed rude and entitled. But that’s just the backstory. I wanted to respond and politely tell them what the situation was and how I could’ve handled it differently, but yeah.

They were also mad that the one employee who texted me instead of called, I called “that dude” on twitter. The reason I called him that was not everyone likes to be called out by name on social media, and also it didn’t seem necessary? And twitter has a limit to how many characters I can use. 

And then they got mad and insinuated that I don’t tip well even though I DO. I used to live off tips and I know the importance of it. I thought it was odd that they assumed I tip poorly.

But anyway. I feel no ill will towards them, and understand their point of view. But I also thought it’d be weird to message them as they’d tweeted that in November of last year.

me when my pills touch my tongue before i swallow them

vendeluxe:

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